Ok... So this is diaper cream on my child's face. That's the funny part. That's the part that made me laugh when I caught her after she'd smeared it all over her face instead of going to sleep one night. The part that wasn't so funny was flushing her eyes (while I held them open) for five minutes as per poison control's instructions.... So, even our diaper cream is under lock and key these days... *sigh*